Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.

Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.

by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Coconut

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.

Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home

by razberry1990 February 10, 2010

Coconut dog

Gemma dryden

Gemma is a coconut dog

by Kouda May 18, 2018

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 5, 2022

coconutting

The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.

Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!

by coconuttingisfun August 6, 2017

coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers

Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?

by brugley August 21, 2021