Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.
Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."
by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020

Money-laundering witch Money is a witch who follows you around whenever you run to put the trash can on the driveway, and they ride their brooms right next to you.
You: *Running away*
The witch: I AM THE ONE WITH THE MONEY MONEY MONEY
Billy: have you heard of the witch with the money money
Bob: yea its the Money-laundering witch Money is a witch who follows you around whenever you run to put the trash can on the driveway, and they ride their brooms right next to you.
The witch: I AM THE ONE WITH THE MONEY MONEY MONEY
Billy: have you heard of the witch with the money money
Bob: yea its the Money-laundering witch Money is a witch who follows you around whenever you run to put the trash can on the driveway, and they ride their brooms right next to you.
by Money Witch November 10, 2022

by Rockstar35 November 23, 2022

by Taylor Maiden June 26, 2023

I was driving (really stoned) in my PT cruiser down the mountain during the witching hour, last Sunday.
by roofieface November 20, 2016

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.
2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.
2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.
Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!
Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!
Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!
by Rikki Tikki July 24, 2011

Shit of a movie about some teens who have to find the Blair Witch for some kind of school project or some shit. The scariest part of the movie is when they swear for ten minutes without stopping.
Fuck fuck fuck......
(Am I scaring you yet?)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck........
Scary right? NOT
(Am I scaring you yet?)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck........
Scary right? NOT
by someone who does not want my identity known in the September 1, 2003
