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Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
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Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
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commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock
so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans
by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024
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Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
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Tissue Walrus

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose
Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus
by Fanitypis April 23, 2025
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bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024
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