A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.
Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me
Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch
Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all
Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch
Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all
by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023
Get the Mitchmug. by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018
Get the Mitchmug. One who always carries a weapon.He drinks and does drugs daily.doesn't have many friends because he is so hard to deal with.his honesy is bold and often makes people uncomfortable. He has potential to be a great father.Rarely does he have his priorities straight.He is educate,has a career.He refuses to date because he can't be faithful.Also very attractive,thoughtfull and generous.He tends to not give a fuck.
by RyanPhiefier October 17, 2020
Get the Mitchmug. by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019
Get the Mitchmug. Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.
by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019
Get the Mitch Valentemug. by 0162 October 30, 2019
Get the Mitchmug. Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.
Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.
Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.
by Mitched April 23, 2017
Get the Mitchedmug.