A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.
by MinionLicker69 May 21, 2024
Get the Harrisonmug. A short fat English child who is sexually attracted to the minions in despicable me, has a tendency to become the annoying one in a ps4 party and is obsessed with skateboarding and thinks it makes him cool.
by Nexxus69 November 22, 2021
Get the Harrisonmug. Your such a Harrison
by SexcMan101 October 7, 2020
Get the Harrisonmug. A unit of a teenager, lives up north is ard as fook takes shit if no one. I also heard he broke his hand fighting off a grizzly bear in woolston park, courageous guy and won’t let anything in his path stop him. Pussy slayer
by T donneh June 4, 2020
Get the Alexander Harrisonmug. by Hello bish October 15, 2018
Get the Callum Harrisonmug. by meppisvrybeg April 8, 2019
Get the Harrisonmug. Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019
Get the Ollie Harrisonmug.