Tea Fairy

A Tea Fairy is a captivating, enchanting being with golden blonde hair, mesmerizing blue eyes, and the most heartwarming smile. This magical creature is known for their extraordinary powers, which include delivering warm, soothing tea in times of illness and possessing the amazing ability to make anyone smile, even in the darkest moments.

I was feeling terribly ill this morning, but the Tea Fairy appeared out of nowhere gracing me with a steaming cup of tea and a smile that melted my heart.

by KingPlatypus June 3, 2023

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

by your local anime girl November 9, 2020

Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 6, 2011

lit-tea

Everything caden says

That party was so Lit-tea

by Mr.Lit-tea April 17, 2017

swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night

Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.

by dekkamsn July 16, 2016

Tea Flag

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.

My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!

by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017