1.Gf: "he's a stalker, his last gf had to wine dine & 209 him"
2.Guy: "hey, wine'em, dine'em and 209'em!"
2.Guy: "hey, wine'em, dine'em and 209'em!"
by tenzen January 02, 2009
by renaeeee December 12, 2009
An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.
Signs of addictions:
1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.
Signs of sickness from a bender:
1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.
Signs of addictions:
1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.
Signs of sickness from a bender:
1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.
Addiction Example -
Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."
James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."
Sickness Example -
James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."
Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."
Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."
James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."
Sickness Example -
James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."
Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."
by TuckDCconnect January 07, 2011
a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe
Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.
by west coast alliance February 16, 2009
what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party
... a wine and cheese party
by Ryan T and Josh I November 12, 2007
by Shello0 May 20, 2009