chronic strap lover

A chronic strap lover is someone who loves to take strap, And they do it with no hesitation.

girl : “Toni is a chronic strap lover”
Toni : “I am, and I do it without any hesitation”

by ToniNovis January 6, 2024

Side Strap

An ordinary strap held sideways is a side strap, lots of gangstas use this technique, it's the most G thing you can possibly do.
While you side strap with one hand, best form requires your other hand to be down near your draws, even clutching your groin if you're feeling particularly gangsta.
The act of performing a side strap is called side strapping.

G #1: When I aim my gat, I side strap it, that's the G thing to do.
G #2: Hell yeah, I'm always side strapping my gat.

by jcfoolsdefiningshit June 22, 2021

Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 June 25, 2016

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 26, 2014

D-strap

The thin beard along a mans chin.

Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them

This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap

by hackerChick397 February 1, 2014

Strap

A firearm of some sort

He has a strap

by Izzy06311 December 10, 2021

World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.

Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"

by ModernCreek April 4, 2024