A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.
This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!
by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019
Get the Catmug. Word used to designate a thing that has four legs, emits cries that sound like "rrrr" and "meow", eats mainly meat, runs away due to nothings, likes to get petted, has claws, has a triangular pink nose, has a short, absent or long fur, dislikes strong smells, likes to annoy humans, lives for about 12-15 years and breeds like a madman. Is very agile and can run fast and jump higher than its own length. Can also purr, producing motorlike sounds.
Did you see my cat? I did not hear a meow since I came back from work.
My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.
My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.
by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016
Get the Catmug. The weed smoker that you rip off every time and he comes back for more next day. The word is used in London.
by Amnesia_HAZE April 8, 2015
Get the catmug. by fizzykat007 June 6, 2018
Get the catsmug. A fluffy demon that sometimes is let’s you hold and pet it but if you do for too long you will not survive. Overall very cute.
by Anderfish killer May 30, 2023
Get the Catmug. by =) goodtimes January 4, 2020
Get the catmug. cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever
by bigjose November 22, 2018
Get the catmug.