Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010

alaskan barbecue

Making a dildo out of ice and shovin it into your partners anus.

Dude he gave his girl an alaskan barbecue and now she can't stop feeling the burn.

by NeoTorchwick May 21, 2017

Alaskan Dustbuster

When a man blows into a woman's un-wiped anus and the leftovers circle into a tornado and gets blown back into the man's face.

Man, that sewage hit me in the face like an Alaskan Dustbuster!

by Devildick666 January 13, 2018

Alaskan Corndog

A modified/more complex version of the Alaskan Pipeline, where instead of deficating into a condom and freezing it. Instead you use a stick to show up your bum while deficating on said stick you then wrap the condom around the poop and put in the freezer for later use.

Mike decided an Alaskan Corndog would work best instead of an Alaskan Pipeline seeing that the stick would give more grip for more vigorous pleasure.

by LS223 February 10, 2017

alaskan roomba

When your about to cum and then you realize she's just a house maid and make her swallow that shit

I was going to but inside her but then I just Alaskan roomba'd her

by Summer Hendrickson June 8, 2016

Alaskan Pipeline

Freeze a turd and fuck a chick with it. WOW

your girlfriend leaves you and says ''fuck you you piece of shit'', and comes back for sex. You give that BITCH an ''alaskan pipeline'' and tell all your friends.

by J.BukenSteen October 22, 2009