swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

Tea Channels

YouTube channels that talk about make up drama

"what do tea channels cover"

"make up drama like Jeffee Starr and James Charles"

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021

Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 6, 2011

Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night

Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.

by dekkamsn July 16, 2016

No Tea December

A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st

person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand

by idontlikevscogirla November 9, 2019

Tea Fascist

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".

Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!

by Rude McDude August 20, 2010

Cornbread tea

Someone who seems very basic at first but is actually interesting or has a lot of drama around them.

Kurt is so cornbread tea. Did you hear about what he did earlier?

by sheldonbazinga1 March 17, 2023