spitting

Droppin' a crispy rhyme or rap

Yo did you check out Jtrigga's new album? Dude he was spitting like no other.

by Jtrigga April 9, 2015

man-sitting

When someone is sitting down with their legs spread very far apart, as if they have the largest dick and balls in the world and this is the closest they can bring their legs together.

God damnit, during rush hour the train was full of assholes man-sitting with their legs all up in my space.

by cinterclawz March 21, 2010

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

Swisting

sounds cheesy.

... damn teenagers and their swisting.

by KaKaVegeGurl May 28, 2011

shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

shitting out

When one goes out of their apartment to take a dump in a public restroom to prevent toilet paper usage in their own apartment to save toilet paper, and in turn, money. The opposite of eating out.

Boy let me tell you, I've been shitting out at my college's bathrooms and it has really paid off for me.

by Kersplakastani October 11, 2016

Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020