Taylor Swift

better on mute tbh

Emily (Taylors verison): wanna listen to Taylor Swift
Me: get the fuck out of my face

by caelan_larkin99894 September 15, 2023

Taylor swift

The bitch Kanye West aka the GOAT made Famous at the VMAs

Person one : Who's Taylor swift

Peak Music enjoyer : Some bitch that Kanye made famous

by GHOSTGUM September 24, 2023

Taylor Swift

A woman who makes music for girls who give toothy head, aka the “music industry”

Did you hear Taylor Swift is dating (insert popular male who she’s dating for clout)?

Really?!??!!!?

by The K1NG OF TEXAS October 18, 2023

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, the basic white girl who makes music that isn't as good as everyone turns it out to be. All her fans are apart of a cult full of little white girls that only care about Taylor. She has a dry voice and poor stage presence.

Person1: Do you know who Taylor Swift is?
Person 2: Yes, Tayble is a flop!

by KESHA LIED October 31, 2023

Social Media Taylor Swift

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.

Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."

by Hey Jack June 7, 2017

Cat Girl Taylor Swift

One of Taylor Swifts alter egos

Wow she likes cat girl Taylor swift, She must be emo

by Cat Girl Taylor Swift June 30, 2021

Lidl Taylor Swift

A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.

nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.

by poetsmith November 22, 2021