Shmirdsday

Every Thursday is Shmirdsday it’s not his birthday.

Shmirdsday is a day to be happy, and thankful for all blessings in life and the blessings shmird may have bestowed upon you. Women are more likely to perform oral sex on Shmirdsday due to the nature of the day.

“If you not throwing mozzie for shmird on Shmirdsday GTFO!”

“I was having a terrible morning until I realized it was Shmirdsday, time to go get blasted in the name of shmird”

by Tiddyboi420 April 26, 2021

smirkymyjens

sadge

i am smirkymyjens saying that i am sadge

by s m i r k y m y j e n s July 10, 2021

Samira

Is the act of 2l habd and u start to show it especially during finals.

Man the exam was way to hard
Yeah i know, i turned to a Samira back there.

by Yastaaaaa July 15, 2021

smirk01

a pepega streamer who streams on twitch

guy 1: hey do you watch smirk01
guy 2: no is he a good streamer
guy 1: nah hes a pepega

by someone who is dumb July 16, 2021

semiraging

The act of cheating in a videogame to win a match, without going too obvious and getting banned.

"Dude he's cheating, why isn't he banned yet?"
"He's a semiraging, they never get banned."

by semirage legende August 15, 2021

Samir

Samir (SA-meer) is lebanese for dick.

“MY SAMIR IS SO BIG!”

by JJSeytro August 20, 2021

Samir

Samir is someone who can be awfully annoying, incredibly funny, kind of harsh but still vurnable and loyal to his family and best-friend. At the same time he's extremely handsome, all the girls fall for him and his banging personality. He is someone who is always there for you when your upset, happy or going through any type of emotion. He's the one person you can always trust no matter what! He'll comfort you all the way and try his best to help you get through all your shit. Samir is honestly the best person in the entire world and everyone wants a man like Samir!

Girl: Samir you don't understand how much shit I'm going through right now! :(

Samir: Don't worry I'm here for you, just let it all out. Plus you know I'm always here for you, any day any time anywhere x
Girl: (IN HER HEAD... I wish he was my man, he so damn caring!!)

by IoriYagamy4000 November 21, 2021