When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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A high stakes game of composure played while riding the Staten Island Ferry where you have to make eye contact and salute the Statue of Liberty while receiving manual stimulation from your significant other (or a friendly stranger).
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I can't wait to hit the Midland Beach this summer to see all that Staten Island Plastic laying out gettin some sun...
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by B web December 27, 2009
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B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.
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