twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.

You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.

by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012

Gang Stalking

Gang stalking is nothing less than state-sponsored terrorism and organized crime in the US. In a technical sense, it is treason, since its true methods constitute a form of urban warfare.

The cops and those who oversee them will inevitably pay the ultimate price for all that gang stalking garbage.

by Ubermensch-One March 24, 2025

Night stalking

The act of observing into homes and passively watching the people who live there with no criminal intent, usually in the middle of the night.

Tommy was out last night, probably night stalking the neighborhoods

by Bredsterk August 28, 2022

competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.

Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!

by film divers August 7, 2023

Convo stalking

Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.

Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?

Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.

by Next_lvl_Strats August 8, 2014

order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible

John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.

by the man who wears things July 12, 2012

freedom stalking

The act of rejoicing in seeing freedoms taken away from people who have opposing views.

Classic example of freedom stalking:
Did you see that guy get arrested for accusing that black guy for stealing?
Woah that's messed up bro. Why you gotta say he's black and stealing?
Well he's stealing and he's black, so... why arrest the guy reporting it?

by dEdzilla July 30, 2023