Spade

A offensive nickname for a african american

''oi you fuckin spade why grassin on me!''

by sweet jesus July 21, 2006

Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

by Hoofy February 11, 2009

spider

1. Predatory arachnid that usually has silk-spinning organs at the back end of the body; they spin silk to make cocoons for eggs or traps for prey
2. A computer program that prowls the internet looking for publicly accessible resources that can be added to a database; the database can then be searched with a search engine
3. A skillet made of cast iron

by Abhishek October 8, 2003

spider man

The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.

(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").

Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).

Example: Did you see that spider man shot to her face??!

by sorrow April 10, 2013

spide

wankers who say nothing but 'oie' and find it imperative to insert the word 'fuck' in every sentence and finish it off with 'leek'

fuck sake,leek, ya wee cunt

by tim robinson October 12, 2003

Ace of Spades

Aromantic asexual. These are people who feel neither romantic nor sexual attraction.

"So you're an ace of spades? Cool. Me too."

by SylphofRage May 10, 2015

spider bites

A set of piercings done in the lower lip, usually involving two or three holes. See also snake bites.

Forget one piercing, I want spider bites!

by tolana December 14, 2006