Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

sputting

Sputting (Verb) spu tɪŋ

meaning "to Sputt"

to imitate sputt to the point of indistinguishability on a molecular level

see john over there? he's not good at sputting.

by sbot50 February 18, 2021

Cliff Shitting

When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub

1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit

2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport

by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

Stunt Shitting

The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances

Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience

For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash

Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?

Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire

Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

spittin butter

The ability to attract the opposite sex with their words. Ex. smooth talking

Frank approached an attractive girl at the bar. He bought her a drink, began spittin butter and then took her home.

by doublej07 December 2, 2007