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sloppy fanny

A VERY Big saggy fanny that Drools a thick white and yellow custard web and can sometimes hang as far as the ground. it can thicken and stick your roast beef curtains together.
Jane was walking down the street and her sloppy fanny was leaving a trail of muff slime on the road...Hungsus.
by mit mada February 7, 2005
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Sloppy Chan

A sex move in which one partner urinates into a plastic water bottle and then inserts the mouth of the bottle into the second partner's anal cavity letting the urine drain into the anus of that partner. The First partner then drinks the urine after it is squirted out of the anus of the second partner
Hey Bernie, wanna give me a sloppy chan, I gave one to PK the other day and I got really sick.
by Percussionensembleisbad January 14, 2009
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sloppy sucka

fat male usually at the time of calling devouring some sort of sandwich, whilst in the act of devouration he is sweating profusely from the forehead and armpits, whilst having trouble breathing
by carlos2010 April 2, 2007
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Sloppy Guiseppe

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.
Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?
by TeamChoad May 20, 2010
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Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.
by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015
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Sloppy mark

An unspeakably disgusting sexual act between a teacher and a student.
Oh no, what happened to you?

He gave me a sloppy mark
by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019
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Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!
by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019
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