chocolate stinger

a penis that has poop all over it

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!

by derek January 2, 2003

Hairy swingers

The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled.

Haw fanny-baws, wrap that nonsense or you'll catch a swift boot in the hairy swingers!

by Wee Woolie wan July 14, 2004

Swingers

Couples who like to participate in sexual activities with other couples or single males or females

Swinger 1:"Hey I'll shag your wife tonight and you shag mine?"

Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"

Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?

Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two

by Harry69 September 27, 2010

smingers

After you have fingered someone and your fingers smell like off vagina.

"Hey man smell my smingers"

by day old smingers February 4, 2010

slunger

An Appalachian noun describing either a fish of very large dimension or an unusually large pecker, (on either an animal or a human.) The 'g' has a soft pronunciation, like a 'j-sound'.

Man I dragged that catfish into the boat and it was a fuckin' slunger!

by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011

swingers

1. A fight
2. Couples who knowingly have casual sex outside of their relationships
3. Trousers that are too short

1. Blud, did you see that mad swingers? I nearly got punched!
2. Lets go to a swingers party dear
3. What's gwanin wiv your swingers man, showing nuff ankle blud

by Bresmentality November 28, 2006

singer spill

Top 7 Singer Spills:

7 - Vanilla milkshake on monkey at the zoo

6 - Rootbeer float on Steve Hindman's lap

5 - Biting into a jelly donut in front of the Wayne coffe maker, and jelly spirted out all over the carpet in a high velocity stream

4 - Cheesecake spill on general Manager (Sandra Bond's) Lap

3 - Beer spilled on VP (Buyens) at Gino's Steaks

2 - 2/25/05 coffee on the desk accompanied by major cursing

1 - Nacho Cheese dip all over Simosik's carpet.

by Geoff Christ March 1, 2005