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french sitting

My mate James a few years ago was in French class and while he was sitting down he pulled down just the backside of his pants to let his butt free
Person 1: Hey mate, I'm French sitting
Person 2: Oh yes bro, that is so chill
by bigmadladjohnny November 1, 2023
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Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.
by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024
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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.
I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.
by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024
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im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia
“Im shifting

“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”
by stan twice or die February 13, 2025
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im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia
“Im shifting!”

“I’m shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want?”
by stan twice or die February 13, 2025
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