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Trump Shuffle

Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.
(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.
by Sonne912 November 14, 2019
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door shuffle

The act of shuffling through a door to not let ones pet escape.
"I was pet-sitting my neighbors pets and their dog tried to escape everytime."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."
by CooksTheCat January 18, 2018
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Vagina Shuffle

The vagina shuffle was a dance created and popularized by 2 members of the TikTok group @stoopidawesomegirls. It was created in 2018 and involves a group of people standing in a line, with one leg up on either a couch, table, or wall. Other dancers one by one, crawl through the legs of the people in the line, and get spanked as they crawl through. It is common to shout "oh yeah! vagina shuffle!" as the dance is going.
"Morgan, get over here! The vagina shuffle is starting!"
"Dang Anna, you slapped my ass really hard during the vagina shuffle earlier."
by shufflegirl April 28, 2021
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The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.
Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".
by BeccaJean December 22, 2020
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Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.
Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.
by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011
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Tray Shuffle

When ur gettin ya dick sucked and she throws up on you're business and you give her the old 1, 2 knockout
Dude have you seen Tina today? She looks like she got tray shuffled last night. Saucey
by Seňor SaKK August 25, 2017
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