Shouldered

The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.

“I’m a florist! Sorry you got shouldered at the wedding!”

by Emmeresident April 24, 2024

Boulder Shoulder

It's tragic.

You: Hey doc I think I have BOULDER SHOULDER
Doc: What's boulder shoulder?
You: It's tragic

by ToXiC-S May 23, 2020

Chewing on his shoulder

When a person indulges too much crystal meth which causes their jaw to involuntarily move resembling the act of trying to get his shoulder into his mouth.

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Chewing on his shoulder

Chewing on his shoulder

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

national shoulder day

the day that appreciates all the broard shoulders in the world. it is celebrated by corressing and kissing the shoulders and the man that comes with them

“benedict did you know it’s national shoulder day ? We now have to celebrate the amazing part of the male anatomy !” begins to get corssed and loves it by significant other

by birra tacos May 26, 2022

Shoulder Nipples

Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.

Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"

by Aldo Barishnikov2 October 22, 2018

Shoulder nipples

When your collarbones sticks out on top of your shoulders giving them a nipple like appearance

Hey is that a tumour on your shoulder? No that’s just my shoulder nipples.

by Shoulder_nips January 31, 2018