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Shawn-Palsey

"A wannabe cop from a small town who carries a holstered plastic gun to prove his masculinity due to being pussy whipped by a fat burger hog whom makes him reside in her garage."
He hit me so hard my arm's nerves were affected. Everyone wears their cap gun to keyboarding! |that kid is straight shawn-palsey!
by F.B.I Freeze April 30, 2013
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a big black monkey boy that likes to fight in the gym. he is so black when the lights turn off you can’t see him.
where did shawn go?
by ohiogyatrizzler November 18, 2023
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shawn odell ham

A kind person with a very long penis ,usually over 9 inchs.
damn i can see shawn odell ham print.
by john is the shit April 10, 2020
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Shawn

Grandpa Nap King. Loves gentlemen pussies, pangolins, and Price Is Right, and abhors folding laundry. Spiritually decades older than his age on paper.
Don't fuck with a Shawn who hasn't gotten his afternoon nap.
by muffyc September 18, 2023
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Shawn

“My names not Sean, it’s Shawn!” - a scorned Shawn
by QueenSh*t November 25, 2021
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Shawn

The sweetest boy you'll ever meet, he makes sure to treat you the way you should and he will literally be the sweetness of your whole life. Please take care of him if you have him..
by Oogamonke January 5, 2022
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Shawn

A nigga that’s all on my dick
Me: exists
Shawn: You a bitch!
Me: This nigga Shawn all on my dick
by jj_niggabawls December 30, 2021
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