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long-seconds

the longest, most-agonizing, seconds you spend ainxously waiting for your guy to text back. Thousands of thoughts run through your head as you painfully wait to see what he'll say back. the suspense kills you softly.

but usually, everythings all good in the end.
The long-seconds after i told him i loved him were the worst i had ever had. But they were worth it after he told me he loved me too.
by summergirl13 December 11, 2011
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Second Cornetto

The sign of the second cornetto, most commonly seen at rock concerts and made by extending the index and little fingers while the middle two fingers are bent down and held in place by the thumb.
After pulling off a tricky solo, Angus saluted the baying crowd with the sign of the second cornetto.
by perumbo February 19, 2010
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second-to-last

The penult
second-to-last is when you are not the worst but right above.
by comadreja September 22, 2017
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Mississippi seconds

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.
by KobishSmith August 22, 2014
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Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.
Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"
by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018
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second life

A person who runs a second virtual life, useally under a different name on a mass multiplayer online role play game such as WoW or Guild Wars. Useally this person rejects their freinds and social life in order to continue with this second life
"Dave never comes out anymore, he's too busy with his second life"

"Dave is always playing on World of Warcraft, that guy has a second life"
by John Oliver May 9, 2007
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second wind

The act of urinating into a condom while still penetrating a woman, after orgasm and loss of erection. The inflation of the condom due to urine gives the woman the sensation that the man has regained his erection, and can perform again, i.e. a second wind.
After he climaxed, he wanted to impress his girlfriend with a quick recovery; but could only fake it with a second wind.
by JamesHill014 December 19, 2008
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