stealth walker

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.

“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”

by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010

Stealth Booty

A voluptuous booty that goes un-noticed in the office until casual jean Friday's.

Damn playa look at Sally who would have thought she had a stealth booty.

by 2Tell May 13, 2005

sealthiel

sealthiel is a very nice and smart guy but also a fruity pebble. he always studies and gets good grades because he’s scared of failure. he likes animals a lot (preferably kittens) he is very strong but also very naive and gullible. he has problems of his own that he needs help with so he has 1 or 2 best friends that he loves so much. sealthiel is very fragile please don’t hurt him.

girl 1: did you hear? sealthiel broke it off with his boyfriend

girl 2: oh my gosh a different guy or the same guy?
girl 1: a different guy, i hope sealthiel’s okay

by miloeverydau November 22, 2021

stealth ginge

adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.

He claimed his hair was brown, but everyone knew Simon was a stealth ginge.

by Paula Abdul December 9, 2008

Stealthgasm

A word used to experience the Adrenalin rush felt whilst riding on the rollercoaster 'STEALTH' at Tussaud's Thorpe Park, in the UK.

"That was Stealthgasmic!"
"Oh my Goodness, I just had a Stealthgasm!"

by Jo S November 29, 2007

sealteam

A noob from stormscale, can often be found giving sunstrider head at the entrance to MC

lawl did you see sealteam get pwned by the ZG bats!?!?!?

by Harvey mcsausage February 7, 2008

stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.

Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.

by Guido1 October 24, 2009