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Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT
That Sam there Yh is a batty boi
by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019
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Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite
by Joneil June 5, 2019
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The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you
OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
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Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.
"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"
by Stijner June 20, 2019
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Sam is definitely an amazing boy. A Sam usually has a lot of humor and whit behind his maniacal yet charming smile. He’s easy to get along with and it’s easy for him to keeps a lot of friends just as it is to make them. But most times Sam gets confused about relationships and problems and is very indecisive. He more than likely will pick the easy way out of things. But don’t do that Sam, go with your heart and with your gut. You might just loose the girl you love if you make the wrong chose.
Wow that guy is amazing... he must be a Sam!
by greysss August 2, 2019
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Sam

I hate Sam.
by fdasfwaefaw December 29, 2017
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Sam

That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato
Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...
by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017
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