OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
Get the The Sammug. a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.
by Stijner June 20, 2019
Get the Sammug. A very nice young man with a kind penis. He is lovely to be around and so is his darling penis. Friends will describe Sam as smart, funny, kind, and very {well hung.
by lmao kill ma March 29, 2019
Get the Sammug. sam is stupid and black and dosent shower. many cavities and yellow teeth. lazy and fat never dose anything
sam is a fat cunt
by yeet haha June 9, 2020
Get the sammug. Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved
by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019
Get the Sammug. A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015
Get the Sammug. Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv
by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016
Get the Sammug.