When a boss or manager walks by your cube multiple times to try to catch you surfing the internet or goofing off, instead of working.
Coworker 1: Why haven't you responded to my facebook post? It's freaking awesome!
Coworker 2: Dude, the boss is totally cube stalking me today! I can't do anything fun!
Coworker 2: Dude, the boss is totally cube stalking me today! I can't do anything fun!
by A-Dogg Bmore March 13, 2009
Get the Cube Stalking mug.When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."
Jill: "Why is that?"
Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
Jill: "Why is that?"
Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
by caranet July 8, 2009
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A person that follows a follower.
Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.
Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.
Hey Leon what are you and your mates doing tonight? I thought I might just tag along? Elmo mate you are just a Sheep Stalker!
by CartelKids May 6, 2010
Get the Sheep Stalker mug.When a person is obsessed with TV series, remembering episodes titles, scenes, quotes, characters bios etc.
by SKdA August 11, 2010
Get the Series Stalker mug.When one becomes so obsessed with a single actor or director (or composer) that the amount of movies they watch from those individuals becomes borderline stalking.
"Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in some of my favorite movies. Doubt, Pirate Radio, and now MoneyBall. Time to Netflix stalk him for other great films."
"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"
"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"
by Mookdaruch October 5, 2011
Get the Netflix Stalk mug.Someone who constantly takes pics of your/other peoples butts. They are usually weirder people or just love butts. Some people call them perverts (which isn't wrong).
by laurenngneall February 2, 2015
Get the Butt Stalker mug.A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook
Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
by Lenny45 July 6, 2014
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