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Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.
You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."
by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023
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Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.
Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?
by balake October 13, 2020
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Smooth tinder

The fuck. You really gonna come this far and not swipe right??
by Jammer44 October 29, 2020
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Smooth Brain

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
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smooth skin mcgee

smooth skin mcgee is evil
by Li´l child March 8, 2019
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Smooth Dude

A slick, cool, or impressive masculine figure.
Man: “That guy Austin’s a smooth dude with smooth moves
by Kevin Worldzowsken September 12, 2025
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