smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 07, 2009

Smash or Pass

Basicly asking would you have sex or date this person

Marcus: Hayley Williams smash or pass?
Javier: Smash bro like Rawr!!

by emoboi182 December 21, 2022

Smash Mat

A snatch that has been pounded so many times that has become worn and tough as leather.

You shoulda seen the smash mat on that one girl, no way I was the only one there today!

by Hannibal4242 June 22, 2009

smash it up

The act of playing Super Smash Bros. Melee.

"Yo, lets smash it up!"

by [CUA]Todd07 November 10, 2004

Smash Rag

A towl, t-shirt, sock etc that is stored in arms reach of the place a man masturbates or regularly has sex etc. A smash rag should not be washed very often.

'Oh honey ive got jiz in my belly button. Can you please fetch me the smash rag?'

by Cato84 February 12, 2010

The Smashing Pumpkins

One damn good band. The guy who said turn off rap and put on "Red Hot Chili Peppers", obviously knows nothing about rap or the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I take it you don't own any Chillies albums from before BSSM, and even that and Californication were HEAVILY influenced by rap music. To praise a rock band you don't have to insult rap, especially if that rock band would not exist without the influence of rap. Anyway, the Smashing Pumpkins are friggin' awesome, and they were on the Homerpalooza episode of The Simpsons.

D'arcy out of the Smashing Pumpkins is hot.

by dudeman September 11, 2005

Smash and Dash

To go to a party just to smash some chicks and leave.

I went to the girls party just so I could have sex with some other girls and dip right after. I did a smash and dash

by acchill April 06, 2015