The Billy Sharp Rumour

The billy sharp rumour, refers to Bradford city fans and fake ‘in the knows’ creating the transfer rumour of Sheffield United striker billy sharp joining Bradford city, a common site on social media throughout the transfer window, this transfer has never gone through, and probably never will.

‘The billy sharp rumour: Billy sharp to Bradford is a done deal!’

by LankyGuy January 30, 2023

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by the semen May 23, 2010

sharp

1. adj. pointed, cutting edge 2. adj. smart or intelligent

1. That was one sharp ass stick u just jabbed in my eye!
2. That foo was the sharpest motha this side of the tracks.

by Frizzy October 4, 2003

sarp

1. abv. "whats up", question of ones current state, commonly used as a greeting

person a: sarp man?
Person b: not much im just sitting and u?

by ant0rz October 15, 2003

sharpiskian shiter

a rather large and painful poo that results in a spikey stabbing feeling in and around the ASSHOLE!!

" COR BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!! That was one sharpiskian shiter!! like a thousand razor blades stabbin my asshole!! god damn

by the two julies January 29, 2007

SARP

Semi-Athletic Regular Person

I'm not a NARP, I'm a SARP!

by Tod w one D September 21, 2016

sharpie

1. Slang for a thin, pointy penis. Practically useless for anybody but the owner of said Sharpie, the common response to inquiries regarding one's Sharpie is "None of your business."

2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".

Joaquin: "Hey, Rob, do you have a Sharpie?" (referring to a marker)

Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)

by Joaquin Rocks! January 1, 2009