September 28

national mess with your crush day! go out and mess with the person you like by taking their things or scaring them

dude its September 28, take her phone to mess with her!

by kash15 September 27, 2021

September 28

National slap an ass day

Slap your best friends, mom's, dad's, girlfriend, boyfriends, siblings anyone and get away with it because it's national slap an ass day

Hey guys it September 28 national slap an ass day I'm definitely slapping Alex's ass because he got a dumpy.

by Alex654 September 28, 2021

September 9th

September 9th is international Baloomba day. You celebrate the birthday of Baloomba and eat cake.

Today is September 9th! That means it’s international Baloomba day, Let’s go and eat some cake!

by Baloomba’s birthgiver September 07, 2022

September 28th

A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.

Oh my god it’s September 28th tomorrow!
Ahhh I’m clowning already 🤡

by Parmaham28 September 28, 2020

No Squirt September

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September

Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.

by Spicy McBoii November 06, 2017

September 29

National get a girl friend day

Get a girl friend on September 29

by Gayxoutry September 29, 2021

September 15th

September 15th is National hanging out day. Go hang out with your friends dude.

Guy 1: We should hang out bro!
Guy 2: why? I got stuff to do.
Guy 1: because it’s September 15th!
Guy 2: Ohhhhh. Yeah we should hang out.

by TriggerJug September 06, 2021