sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day

Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??

by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009

sleep

something that you start life getting enough or even too much, but as you get older you lose more and more hours of because you are doing homework or hanging out with friends, etc.

person 1: I'm so tired!!
person 2: Did you sleep last night?
person1: I didn't have time, I had too much homework!

by SoTiredItsNotFunnyAnymore January 26, 2010

Sleepgasm

NOT sleeping after orgasm!

A sleepgasm is the female version of a wet dream. Usually waking up and orgasming and probably squirting all over your pants.
Usually you'll be dreaming a sex dream but sometimes not.

Claire had a sleepgasm last night!
She jerked awake in the middle of a sex dream mid orgasm!

by Lettuce C-U-P November 22, 2013

sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017

i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

by anonymous April 5, 2021

sleepaway camp

A series of horror movies spanning the late eighties to early nineties concerning the violent shenanigins of the androgenous killer Angela. The first movie is the only critically accalimed entry in the series, famous mostly for its controversial ending.

Person: Hey did you see that movie Sleepaway Camp?
Other Person: Oh yeah. That shit was crazy.

by stevesterino January 31, 2007

i'm going to sleep

I don't want to fucking text you

You: I love you
bae: I'm going to sleep

by Lord screw you guys October 11, 2014