rubber tire

The rubber tire is a large fleshy roll of fat that travels around the circumference of an individual's waist area. A rubber tire may be seen lying in the shade of a midriff baring shirt, or even sleeping beneath a long cotton top. You cannot hide a rubber tire with two layers of tanktops. Low rise pants should definitely not be worn while sporting a rubber tire.

Her rubber tire was hanging sexily over the waistband of her too-tight jeans. Hott.

by teree September 6, 2006

rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006

Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010

Rubber Fuckies

A special code name for a condom that you plan to wear while enjoying intercourse in the shower/ hot tub.

Tom: I'mma take a shower with Natalie tonight.
Bill: Well, you better not forget the rubber fuckies!

by Witty Titties April 2, 2015

Rubber Glove Love

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.

My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015

Rubber duck

Term used you are unconcerned or do not care about a situation anymore. Or when you have too many problems but you want to stay positive.

Synonym, fuck it.

guy: I'm so stressed with all these back to back exams😩😩
Other guy: relax bro. Sometimes you just gahta rubber duck

by Teyyiiiii November 8, 2020

Rubberband Tires

When somebody puts 22 inch rims on their ghettomobile and the tires have to be as thin as rubberbands to fit inside the wheelwell.

Made to look extremely high performance, but really it doesn't help AT ALL and hit one pothole and you got a huge gash in your wheel.

Look, that idiot put 22 inch wheels on his dodge avenger and had to use rubberband tires to go along with it....

by Scalcar April 25, 2009