Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

snow puddle

A Pothole filled with snow

Hey Jim! You see that giant snow puddle back there?

by Nern May 17, 2018

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Cuddle puddle

Where you cuddle in a post sex puddle of fluids

Jim always hated cuddle puddles, but Sandra would always snuggle up to him right after sex

by Toungeshy October 16, 2017

sexy puddle

The pool that forms beneath a woman who is wet from her horniness

A sexy puddle began to form as she made out with her boyfriend without any panties on.

by mjrulz5 September 1, 2016

Puddle

When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.

Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.

by Locoski September 15, 2015

Puddle

A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.

Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town

by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023