Productive

All the movie and games and AI prove is that THIS could be improving my life and instead it's improving yours and I'm not doing anything else until it does and if it doesn't I'm going to murder a child and kill myself. I will get off my phone or go out into the world so you can abscond with my work. You will not keep a single cent and if you don't accept that then you might as well kill the kid yourself.

Hym "This has been more productive than anything anyone will ever do. I'm not getting off the phone."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

Waste product

Someone who is useless due to the habitual consumption of drugs and/or alcohol.

Bob is such a waste product, he can’t hold down a job because he’s always wasted.

by Brooklyn88 August 18, 2024

The Lost Product

Another term for Marijuana. Use when you wanna talk about it infront of someone who you are not sure aproves of it.

Guy: Hmmm. Look at the time (4:20). Looks like The Lost Product is about to be found.

by Bestical July 21, 2011

Re-productive

Getting stuff done just on a delayed timeline but at a relaxed pace

I slept in today but have to get things done, so it's been a very re-productive day

by Cute Red Panda February 27, 2019

Pseudo-productive

Adjective

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"

Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both

by The annoynce jen July 23, 2022