by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Snow Peckermug. A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022
Get the DOG PECKER FLIESmug. When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
Get the broken peckermug. 
by Bingslongg January 24, 2020
Get the triple decker peckermug. Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
by mantha6057 January 17, 2009
Get the beer bellied woodnt peckermug. As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.
by Zombiej June 24, 2022
Get the Pecker holesmug.