purse gum

Like a chicklet you find at the bottom of your purse that you just have to eat.

I broke my tooth on a piece of purse gum.

by E = (MC)(MC) August 22, 2021

Pursed amendment

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.

You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

by Andy the pirate June 13, 2021

flat purse

Very broke energy

When you spend money on yo man. bchs b like "couldn't be me" we know flat purse

by Rras86 December 25, 2024

Purse

A homosexual male with a particularly large nutsack

Wow, that guy is a fuckin’ purse!

by Pudus June 13, 2025

Hot Purse

When a man pulls his girlfriend’s pussy lips over his mouth like it’s a cpr mask.

“Bro, last night I gave my lady a hot purse.”

by Peach04 July 31, 2025

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

purse straps

streams of thick and milky ejaculate shot across a partner's torso in a manner that they resemble the fashion accessories; usually , but not always, occurring after taking ejaculate enhancing supplements (i.e. Semenax, Max Load, etc.)

I was so backed up that I shot a couple of purse straps across that girl the other night, bro!

by stoopidfiredude May 21, 2023