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Patch Eyed Demon

Nickname given to Charlemagne the God via Momma's Cooking
Kwame Brown serving Momma's Cooking on Charlemagne the God on YouTube. "OH GAWD! Patch Eyed Demon Patched eyed black face short little demon OH GAWD!"
by That Madness August 23, 2021
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eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.
Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
by mac2 September 10, 2009
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Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.
"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."
by Meijer's! May 31, 2006
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Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.
example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
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california hot patch

When sealing a larger hole in sheet rock, one cuts the desired shape to fill the hole and applies a liberal amount of fast drying "hot" mud or plaster to make it stick in the hole.
Hey Dave, that hole is too large for just a little plaster, so fix it faster and stronger with a California Hot Patch.
by Houdiniology September 3, 2009
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Troll Patch

The squirrelly looking patch of facial hair that occurs at the bottom of the chin, often accompanied by a soul patch. Often seen on hipsters and other too-cool-for-school types.
That guy with the soul patch and troll patch looks like he could be a trumpet player, but I'm sure he's not really good at anything.
by sports turtle February 28, 2011
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Soul Patch

(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.
Karen Pence is a Soul Patch.
by Roxy C. Moorecox June 7, 2018
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