The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
by manfun January 18, 2012
Get the Manshower Weekendmug. <.6.7.6.>Nince, niNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.6.7.6.>Nince, niNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.mug. We went away for a couple of days to chill in a forest cabin and get some energy back; it was a strong weekend.
by Squidsquirt March 15, 2018
Get the strong weekendmug. One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?
Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...
Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!
Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.
Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.
Andy: Indeed!!!
Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
Get the Weekend Wimpmug. Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
Get the National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekendmug. Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.
get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!
by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023
Get the kentucky weekendermug. by Insurance Guru.com.biz.org December 20, 2016
Get the Walleye Weekendmug.