Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.

As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.

by Fasters January 13, 2022

Halva's toilet

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat

I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.

by bumm bummm May 02, 2020

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 07, 2017

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego April 04, 2014

toilet sweat

A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.

Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.

by LuckyCurtin January 01, 2015

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell June 25, 2015