Shreveport shuffle

When one receives a thigh massage, and the massage turns into a a tickle.

He was rubbing my thighs and got a little too close and I had to do the Shreveport shuffle.

by Quintero March 3, 2023

Shuffle Whiplash

Hearing two extremely different generas of music back to back, most commonly in a randomized playlist

"Dude, I had this playlist going, and it played Barry Manilow and then Motorhead."
"Sounds like you've got Shuffle Whiplash."

by Accidental Cosmonaut May 12, 2018

Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021

Ramsey Shuffle

The act of being tea bagged and slapping your tongue at it like a lizard.

He woke up to a ball sack and started licking it as if doing the Ramsey Shuffle.

by Seymour Twats April 16, 2015

The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.

“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”

by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022