Ollie

ollie is someone who is honestly just a fat annoying person who simps for any girl he sees and still will get rejected. he thinks he is cooler and better than everyone but is literally #1 worst. if you are an ollie, your jokes are bad and you are are worse at chess than me
a random guy called ollie : Hello

a random guy called bob: fuck off nigga ollie
by thethingisthethingis December 02, 2024
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The shy and depressed guy afraid to make friends until knowing them for about 6 months.
Steve "hey he is so shy"
Alex "yeah probably an Ollie"
by secret talker November 18, 2019
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A guy who has got a massive c0ck, gets laid every hour and is a fucking lad.
I want to back an Ollie.
by An Ollie January 28, 2019
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A real sick dog. Ollie's get all the hot chicks and they are known for their massive cocks causing intense pain for the chick. He has a lot of skill under the covers and don't forget how they are fully sick dog.
Oh Ollie,
Thats further than anyones gone in me.
Yeah
by Yathish Soni October 24, 2019
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Ollie is a smartass, but is terrible with girls he flirts with his PP and not his mind, ollie can b a good frend when hes not dealing drugs with his baby sister. Ollie says that he works out but in reality he just gets his "buffness" from the steroids he puts in his cheetos.
Daniel : do u see that guy over there eating cheetos?
Manny: ye thats ollie hes a right chav and has steroids in his food 😂
by Ospherxcal August 20, 2020
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Honk honk Ollie get of your unicycle
by Ollie.A.Clown February 14, 2021
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Someone who is good at everything without even trying. Also likes to take big risks. Can be a bit bossy and a high-maintenance pusher, but only because they want the best for everybody.
"We lost the match! How are we gonna win?"
"Let's call Ollie in!"
"But he's a bit bossy sometimes-"
"And we need him. He means well. Also he's pretty chill once you get to know him."
~later~
"Wow Ollie carried all of us!"
"See? I told ya he's awesome!"
by so_fetch June 09, 2020
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