tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 March 01, 2017

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Sucking your own cock

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.

Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?

by BOIIIIIbig July 21, 2020

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Fucked by your own bananas

derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over

Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas

by orangecrush1221 May 04, 2008

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smell your own

take a look at your own actions, appearance, attitude , and behavior before you assess someone else!

stevie called me a slut but i said 'smell your own'; dude, he slept with more people in a month than i did all year!

by scar belle March 20, 2009

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Do your own research

A phrase meaning "Google until you find something that agrees with you". Typically used to pretend the person saying it is somehow smarter than all of the experts.

I don't believe in government vaccines, COVID is the flu, and masks don't work! Do your own research!

by BaronCoop July 29, 2021

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