all hot tubs cold

The term "all hot tubs cold" refers to the disapproval of ones current condition. Also, this phrase has been utilized in the Dave Chapelle show. In which Chapelle really cracks my ass up.
Man, I hate on any nogga...I hate on a nogga with shoes , with a wife, man I hate cars, I hate all the actors all the rappers man, I want all hot tubs cold...!
by Wildkracker May 03, 2004
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Hot Tub Snow Monkey

The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.
I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
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hot tub ice cream

When a steamy Vtuber gets into a hot tub and creates a sweet-smelling aroma and a fluffy white hue resembling that of ice cream.
I can't wait to see my favorite Vtuber make some of that sweet hot tub ice cream.
by Court4Jester April 27, 2021
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Old Ladies in a Bath Tub

A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!

Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.
I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.
by Wilkinmyass January 19, 2011
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Scrubin' Tubs

A clever way to define the act of sexual intercourse between two people, either heterosexual or homosexual.
Bradey: Hey Chubs you wanna go scrubin' tubs?

Chubs: Well sure thing Bradey, i am extremely horny!
by mikeytyson September 12, 2011
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texas rub n tub

A lubed up arm pit. That you stick you penis in and rub n tub.
Him: Can you give me a texas rub n tub Mami?
Me: Sure thing Daddy, let me just lube my pit up real quick!
by Penny-B October 23, 2017
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hot tub time machine

When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
by cusacker November 14, 2009
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