A life-noob (a.k.a lifenoob, lifenub, and other l33tspeak variations) is a person who cannot handle, cope with, or live in the real world. They often turn to "living on the net", and prove their worth by playing immersive games such as MMORPG's. While they often master such environments by rapidly advancing to the highest level, they're lack of understanding of society and community usually make them appear to be immature 12 year olds with no command of any language (not even l3375p34k).
While he often said it to people in real life, it was first posted on the 'net in a comical thread within the forums of the MMORPG entitled "The Matrix Online". The original poster was (me) wwWizard2k (I claim the coinage of this word, it's not here, or on a basic google search =P), who had lost his cool at the lack of community, and decided to rant off some advice to his peers with a Sunscreen parody.
While he often said it to people in real life, it was first posted on the 'net in a comical thread within the forums of the MMORPG entitled "The Matrix Online". The original poster was (me) wwWizard2k (I claim the coinage of this word, it's not here, or on a basic google search =P), who had lost his cool at the lack of community, and decided to rant off some advice to his peers with a Sunscreen parody.
"Don't congratulate or berate yourself in this game. Your choices are half chance, and in the end, we're all a bunch of life-noobs who can't go outside."
by wwWizard2k August 24, 2005
a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.
guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.
by noobynoobnoob December 28, 2009
the act of a noob having a mini-seizure due to its inability to comprehend what is happening around it. This can happen because there is either an athority figure around that is telling the noob what to do, or it may just be getting pwned too hard by the noobius eradicus
noobious eradicus:
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"
by PGAtour09pwnt December 03, 2008
A powerful weapon combo in the hit Xbox game, Halo 2. To perform it, a player finds a Plasma Pistol and Battle Rifle, takes them, charges the Plasma Pistol and fires off a shot at the opponent, instantly making the target lose their shield. Then the player needs only to switch to the Battle Rifle and fire off one shot to the head (or two shots to the body) to get an instant kill on the target.
It is widely used in maps like Colossus and Beaver Creek. Do not judge the combo by its widely-used name, however. It takes skill to some extent to aim the Battle Rifle in the right spot.
It is widely used in maps like Colossus and Beaver Creek. Do not judge the combo by its widely-used name, however. It takes skill to some extent to aim the Battle Rifle in the right spot.
by Mehro March 25, 2005
A term used by the online weightlifting/bodybuilding community. The term used to describe the large gains attained when you first begin working out
by Jalala Bong January 06, 2012
A player on the online mode For Glory in the game Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS. Most of the time, all they know how to do is roll, use projectiles, counters and smash attacks. Common characters for For Glory noobs to use are: Little Mac, Link, Mega Man, Mario, and Lucina.
Person 1: Dang, all this guy does is roll!
Person 2: Is he playing Little Mac?
Person 1: How did you know?
Person 2: Typical For Glory Noobs....
Person 2: Is he playing Little Mac?
Person 1: How did you know?
Person 2: Typical For Glory Noobs....
by MewTwerkKing March 18, 2015
by i_pk_pjers_i September 10, 2009