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Ghost Ninja

Ghost Ninja; to randomly disappear on your friends while out and about.
Where is James? I checked everywhere, no clue. He must have hit us with the ghost ninja. Again, he was just next to me, man he is slick.

Sorry guys I had to Ghost Ninja last night I had this girl I couldn't be seen with, but couldn't pass on either.
by ArJizzld July 7, 2010
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ninja popes

us ninja popes are comen for ya blacks.
by oofesburg inc October 22, 2018
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combat ninja

the super secret MOS of the American Army. know only as a 99-Zulu
Ranger: Did you see that guy kill four tengos with his bare hands, then climb that wall to escape?
SF Guy: Yeah. Must be a 99 Zulu
Ranger: Holy Shit... Combat Ninja.
by Hooah-Hero December 21, 2010
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angry ninja

The girl is on her back with her legs on top of the man's shoulders. As he cums, he throws sand (or any other fine granule...such as ground coffee) into her eyes. When she finally rubs it away, he is gone. Only then will she know the wrath of the angry ninja!
Matt: I met this bitch in a bar last night and we went back to her place to fuck.
Joe: What happened?
Matt: In the middle of it, she asked what I was doin' tommorrow!
Joe: What'd you do?
Matt: I blew my load my load on her face and gave her the angry ninja!
Joe: Nice.
by the wrath of the ninja May 21, 2008
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Ninja Shower

Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.
Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.
by Kiltednutter August 14, 2017
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ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs
My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!
by flowhawk22 October 12, 2010
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Legal ninja

A term used to describe a highly skilled attorney.
Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.

George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
by Lawdog April 8, 2020
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