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Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.
I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games
by hansolo007 October 21, 2011
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thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day
Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap
by KingClown February 29, 2016
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tiddy nap

When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies
My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.
by wlwmeister May 9, 2019
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Business Nap

The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.

It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.

Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"

"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"

"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009
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Uber Nap

Uber Nap

1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)

An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.

Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.

If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
Leon falls asleep at 1 o'clock. He wakes up at 6 o'clock. It is still day time. He has taken an Uber Nap.

Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.

Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
by Lee Lee Declis August 6, 2010
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Seroquel Nap

When you pop your precribed dosage of Quetiapine and pass out for more than 12 hours
-Dude where were you you missed the whole afternoon!
-Yeah I thought I needed sleep last night so I did a cheeky Seroquel Nap
by Is0veli January 2, 2023
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Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.
by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022
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