nonce

UK Slang

Slang for a Pedophile.

"Brandon's a right Nonce!"

by I WILL SHREK U M9 November 20, 2017

Nonce

1. Nonce, is a pervert regardless of gender. More oftenly used as an inside joke between friends. More common in England than in other parts of the UK. Most of the people referred to as nonces are because they are acting in a peado-sih manner.

Jinx keeps on making everything sexual in the chat so Chlobra calls her out on it. "Jinx, you're being a right nonce. If you keep making these jokes I'm going to tell your girlfriend that you're a nonce."

by MaryQueenOfScots November 21, 2020

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind

Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week

by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018

Nonce

Ben garnett

Ben garnett admitted touching kidly winks and a nonce

by Garyitouchedyourkidlastnight April 22, 2019

Nonce

An idiot

That XQC streamer is such a nonce acting like that

by Velenian July 1, 2021

Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024